Friday, January 18, 2013

The 2013 Guys Guide to Unavoidance Avoidance of V-day due to being in a Semi-Serious Relationship

The 2013 Guys Guide to Unavoidance Avoidance of Vday- 
due to being in a Semi-Serious Relationship

Guys....2013 Valentine's Day is Less than 30 Days Away & counting.....

For those guys who know they will be procrastinating till the last minute trying to figure out (or totally avoid dealing with) what to get that special someone (who has to put up with you the other 364 days) for V-day. I decided to give you guys a break; after all, I get you... Even though I am a girl, I can totally understand how dealing with this, can drive you to doing shots of tequila til you wake up on a cold tiled floor with no pants on in a rest stop in Tijuana. This guide is your quick n easy fix to solving this dilemma, you will not have to even spend another minute putting this off for another minute.

This Guide is Simple - Pick below which status your relationship is and you will have a 100% safe n quick solution.

For the guys who are perplexed or avoiding trying to figure out what to get her for V-day this year; let me help you out based on the status of your relationship:
  • Not super serious to semi-serious: you call her or see her on a somewhat regular to non-regular basis. If you think, your relationship is not even to this level, but she knows it's you when you text her - Sorry... You fit HERE!  Despite how casual you feel it is; if you ever want her to answer your text or speak to you again, you choose this... It'll take 10min & you won't have to leave. Just buy her a simple bouquet of flowers. Most girls do not care about the size of the bouquet (we are referring to the flowers) - just the fact you took the time to do this, will add super plus points. This is one time, where small & simplistic goes a long way here guys... What is even better, google 1800flowers.com valentines day 2013 coupon codes and you will find codes to enter when ordering the flowers that can save you upwards 25-40%! She will not know you entered the savings code... Anyway, if your girl busts your chops on your financial savvy; you may want to re-think your relationship goals (unless you are a relentless tight-ass, then she's in her own right for having to deal with you OCD financial theories).

  • Sorta-Serious to Lock n Tied Serious but Not Fully Committed : This category is for the guy who is still commitment-phobic, but pretty well in a committed relationship (that he'll probably deny to his friends & co-workers). Here's a guideline to check if you qualify in this area: If she's the one you call every time you go out with your buddies at 3am, your in the right category. You still can do her right, by ordering her flowers or take the plunge & fork out a little more cash, to buy her a simple piece of fine jewelry. Some of today's flower bouquets can cost upwards of a $100. I can promise you this, if your debating between the two - most girls will love the jewelry over the flowers (this applies only for those relationships that are not fully committed. Fully committed V-day advice is a totally different ball game & requires alot more thought n preperation).  In case you aren't aware, you can buy a simple piece of fine jewelry (let's say a simple sterling silver necklace with pendant) for around $120 during V-day promotions. This does require you to go to your local mall & check out a Zales or other chain fine jewelry store. Sterling silver & stainless steel jewelry are nicer that fake costume jewelry. It's not white gold, but honestly, a huge percentage of jewelry sold in fine jewelry chain stores are actually sterling silver or stainless steel. For only $20 more investment over flowers, I will guarantee you will get 100% return on profit with this choice! Important - I want to clear up a misconception & enlighten you guys with a small piece of female info. Buying us a simple piece of fine jewelry, will not make us believe that your intentions moving forward are to lay down & procreate then spend the rest of your life beside us! I really think most guys just over-think this one, thinking that is gives a "more serious" intention vs. what we really perceive. So relax... she will not be bringing her mom over to your place on Feb. 15th, asking to meet all of your family (warning: there is a small % of the female population, that may react to this gesture as a serious relationship forming step. BUT, there should have been many, many red-red flags a flyin' before now to tip you off about this).  By the way.... If by chance, you are a "Super-Stalker type of guy" - none of this applies to you, in fact, this entire blog entry does not apply - Just pray she doesn't file a restraining order  against you before 2/14/13.

One last hint that will help you make this 2013 V-day mean something special to her without losing your mind... Do not buy this (see below)... thinking.. it will be the greatest Vday present ever in history:

Hot and Sexy Valentines Day Gift Ideas from Alphamaleundies. Sorry, no matter how casual or serious your relationships are, this just doesn't cut it (and yes....even with your hot body rockin' it!)

Here's to hoping at least one guy on the internet learned something.  If all else fails...**You can always shop for her at my retro vintage site www.DustyJunk.com - which has tons of items she'll love (like the dress forms)!
I will even give you a discount code for the guys only, that will save you 15% off your entire order, code: 2013GuyVday (valid 2/13/13)
Here's to helping you to have some sorta sex-life post V-day in 2013!

Angi
www.DustyJunk.com

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